I use them frequently. Dutton, is a collection of Frans columns. It used to be a tradition in agricultural families that youd sacrifice the eldest child. I had such contempt for a certain kind of writing, which I would now call white writing. It was so dull and mannered. I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning. I didnt know that there was anything about me that had a name, that could be diagnosed. I didnt know how to type, Marc knew how to type. See, then, if you had no money, you had a horrible apartment. Photograph: Ali Smith/The Observer. Fran Lebowitz moved to New York City from her hometown of Morristown, NJ when she was 19. I had never really read any poetry, so it was a completely invented style. LEBOWITZ: No. The good thing about being in someone elses apartment is its so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out. I believe Im a great friend. They were terrible. This is America, what is the culture? Lebowitz is an atheist, so for her, no. Why dont you just put some of your books in storage? And I always say the same thing: What if I told you I had four children? I used to like this guy Milt Kamen. Just because its February doesnt mean were talking Roses! They had one guy who was like an Elvis imitator, only he imitated Oscar Wilde. General with two other people who were also smashed out of their minds. All-around cultural oracle Fran Lebowitz really began her ascent to that pulpit here at Interview, in 1972, writing a wonderful column about terrible movies, and then covering the waterfront, as she called it: opining on sundry topics, giving advice, ranting, reflecting, and hooking the reading world (such as it is) on that voicethat saucy, salty, intrepid, enchanting, and hilarious voice. Then 50 questions, then 20 questions, then, finally, you said, Can you see Im trying to read?. There were maybe 40 poems, the only poems I ever wrote. Its very important who the president of the United States is. CLEMENTE: But dont you love being in someone elses apartment, possibly someone you dont know well or know at all? I dont need anything so snappy. But for I Cover the Waterfront, ordinarily I would go out to dinner with Marc the night beforeand when I say dinner, I mean some hamburger place or somethingand I would think of ideas, and then I would go home. Which is why I remember things. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump. In introducing Fran Lebowitz to a contemporary large audience, the combination of biographical perspective and quasi-vrit style addresses the opposition between private and public (Arendt and Habermas). I have a real aversion to machines. Fran Lebowitz is a world treasure. Speaking to celebrated New Yorker Fran Lebowitz over the phone is an experience as hilarious and eye-opening as one would imagine it to be. Wasnt London still a capital of empire in the mid-60s, the cultural center of the Commonwealth? People say, Well, what would you do with Times Square? And I always think, Gee, I dont know. Now, even if you have money, you can have a horrible apartment. I would stand at the border and say, Youre coming here to live, really? He was the only person who took me seriously enough to ban me. High Times: Were you a behavior problem in school? Then I moved to New York and switched to exotic foreign brands. Why was your first apartment so horrible, apart from the roaches? But you need more room to do that. Although complaint was her form, the result was a celebration of practical intelligence, a kind of Dr. Atkins epicureanism. She is an actress and producer, known for The Wolf of Wall Street (2013), Law & Order (1990) and Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2001). I like New York. Lucy is about the making of a person. No. So forcing people into a situation where theyre supposed to adore each other is probably bad. And you would have cash at the end of the day. So I wrote The Secret Castle and was very disappointed to discover that no one published it. Lebowitz: Not Samuel Z. Arkoff or anyone, but the press agent there loved me. It was charity really. High Times: What writers have inspired you? Id read five or six each time I went on. I got on this list, and I went and discussed products. I reviewed lots of movies that never opened in New York, only in drive-ins. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. Martin Scorsese and Fran Lebowitz are trying to remember how they met. You might say that was the influence of my mother. High Times: Did A.I.P. I have about ten thousand. The psychiatrist also had shoulder-length hair and Levis under his white coat, and I spent ten minutes arguing with him over whether Id taken acid or smoked pot. He wrote a lot of books. Until then homesickness was something I only knew from books. I would wake up and be so excited because I could smoke. I took popular tunes, like Michael Row the Boat Ashore, and wrote lyrics having to do with my family. When I was really young I wanted to be a toll taker because I thought they kept the money. CLEMENTE: You were not good at math in school? To me, it would be even a slower way to write. I used to start at midnight, but thats gotten pushed up, so now its common for me to start at three in the morning. And then all this junk in the theater, we would no longer need the kind of stuff that tourists like. Even ones that preceded me. By the time my youngest brother was born her life had collapsed on her, but she was a very elegant woman when I was young. I guess it didnt go. Im not the biggest James Joyce fanatic and I would rather have dinner with someone who was funny. At that time colleges had these hotlines, and you could call up and say, My friend just ate 14 pounds of acid, and some graduate student would drive over in his little Chevy and rescue you. A childrens book, Annie, Gwen, Lilly, Pam and Tulip, came out in 1986. At the age of 27, Fran Lebowitz has been suddenly hailed as the funniest writer to come down the pike since Dorothy Parker or, by some accounts, Oscar Wilde. I published it under the name of the headmaster who threw me out of school. If you were going to have dinner with some of those older people you mentioned, say writers, which ones would you pick? High Times: What was the style? Correct? Thru Show Type: Comedy Box Office: 800-775-2000 www.auditoriumtheatre.org High Times: If someone offered you an hour TV special that you could do anything with, what would you do? I cant believe anyone has ever made a ballet. She rented a theater and sat on stage and called people up and didnt tell them. FRAN LEBOWITZ. I never make the connection between someones writing and who they are. Not at all, because I was going as a servant. What are those computer letters made of anyway? Not just in school; I count on my fingers still. LEBOWITZ: I used to. But perhaps it makes senseI grew up in a place where I saw the sea every day and, near the end of my life, Im living in a place where the water has run out. It's such a ridiculous idea. Bankers. This is another thing most people don't know about Toni: though she was incredibly hardworking, she was physically incredibly lazy. I was a poet for about nine months. Because if people dont hold grudges, it means they just dont care what people do.FRAN LEBOWITZ, LEBOWITZ: It was for The New York Times. I think my most enormous smoking punishment was being grounded for a month. Then I read it to someone who writes it onto the computer. On the Boston University phone you dialed N-E-E-D and a concerned Jewish graduate student came over and took me to Mass. Lebowitz: I didnt worry about it. So I have a state diploma. It was really a passion with me. Like, this is the smart one, this is the pretty one. Would you say, You just cant afford to house four children. Theres an out-loud laugh (or more) on every page, as well as many passages destined for the quotation dictionaries, and the best epigrams written since the invention of television. Lebowitz: No. At the age of 21, Lebowitz was hired by Andy Warhol as a columnist for Interview magazine and began a column, "I Cover the Waterfront." Following that, she worked for Mademoiselle magazine.. Maybe 20 people had read it, and he acted like it was in the Daily News. Fran Lebowitz, ace epigrammatist, is further a first-rate conversationalist, a hall-of-fame bibliomaniac, a chronic self-caricaturist, a gal-about-town, the soul of the city, a snappish social . That doesnt exist any more. Fran Lebowitz is 69 years old October 27. She was part Carib Indian, and they used to call her the Red Woman. In "Pretend It's A City," Lebowitz talks about many subjects, including growing up in New Jersey with parents who raised her to be a wife and mother, what's happened to New York City since she. Well, huge myths grew up around the matron at my school. You're only as good as your last haircut. But my mother didnt tell me. Lebowitz: I like Marshall Brickman. I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years. I have to move the lamp to the desk. Fran Lebowitz is an American author and a public speaker. One of my resolutions is that I am going to start answering my mail. These were oral book reports. LEBOWITZ: I would talk to them, but luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You dont have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from. Lebowitz: I dont know if any inspire me. There is no such thing as inner peace. Fran describes Ralph Lauren's copying, and eventual embodiment, of Brooks Brothers WASP style. I saw the super once, just when I moved in, and I pointed out to him there was no ceiling in the bathroom. I hit my limit at 19, and I havent had any since. I don't care how she makes her money but she helps make the world a better place in to live in. CLEMENTE: Youre a New Yorker, but you were raised in New Jersey, no? I always was. I didnt do anything interesting. LEBOWITZ: But what about the caffeine? High Times: Tell me about your career as a poet. I wait until the editor says, Unless its in tomorrow morning at ten oclock we cant run it. Then I stay up all night and do it. So just think, if there were, say, only 10 percent of the hotels that exist now, there would be all these apartments for people who live in New York, as opposed to people visiting New York. I think Brigid Polk did that once. They had very good writers, but they were these old, stout white men. The Great Gildersleeve. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant. Children played marbles on it. But now, as Ive grown up, all my friends have developed much more mature writing habits. For some reason, I decided to cut off my hair and bleach it blond. 1. The rest of them were mostly folksingers and blues musicians and other horrible poets. My parents did. I would have liked to have met Nabokov. An interview with the late, great actor, comedian, and cannabis fan Richard Belzer (1944-2023). My first action on coming to New York was walking into Grove Press, plunking down the manuscript and demanding they publish it. It was originally built as a sailors rooming house, because its very close to the river. I watched 400 Bayer aspirin commercials. I finish things now, and I think, Who was the last person who typed for me? No one has ever said it that way. There are certain relationships I think Im great at: Im the worlds greatest daughter. An opinion piece by the one and only Debbie "Blondie" Harry, right in time for Valentine's Day! Grammy-Award winning group members Vin Rock and KayGee reminisce on their New Jersey beginnings, the 30th anniversary of 19 Naughty III and monster hit Hip Hop Hooray, and their relationship with cannabis as a party catalyst and creative tool. But when I say no kitchen, I mean no sink. So I would go to these AIP screenings. Exec Producer, Star, "Pretend It's a City" Having previously starred in and produced a documentary with pal Martin Scorsese (HBO's "Public Speaking"), Lebowitz knew what type of . Unless they own a hotel chain, I dont think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this. Bei/Shutterstock. Once I got the contract for Metropolitan Life, I started writing longer things, because the editor said, You cant write these little, tiny things. I have the exact opposite problem of every writer Ive ever met: Every writer Ive ever met writes things that are too long, and they have to edit them down. I Married Joan, I Love Lucy, I loved all those situation comedies. You cant do it. So I remember I said, Look, if you dont like it, give it back to me. Unless they die. In an essay specially commissioned for the podcast, Aisha Sabatini Sloan describes rambling around Paris with her father, Lester Sloan, a longtime staff photographer for Newsweek, and a glamorous woman who befriends them. Go to California. Now youd have to have a zillion dollars to live there. Every single one. Lebowitz: I only wrote one by myself. Its almost as good as being a mechanic. But its important who the president is. Lebowitz was born in 1950 in Morristown, New Jersey, the daughter of furniture store proprietors. I went to bed earlier than anyone in the world. But I really dont like animals at all. The housing problem would be solved completely. She said theyd take one pack out and then move the rest up. CLEMENTE: One of my favorite quotes of yours is when you said that youve never been in a relationship for longer than six months, because you didnt want to switch from boredom to contempt. The idea of writing something without publishing it is too horrifying to me. Fabulous. They made me wait three hours to see the psychiatrist, and by that time I was starting to come down. The way the admissions director of Harvard decides who goes to Harvard, Id like to decide who comes here. It didnt rhyme. )Feature about Roy M. Cohn with full page photo by ROBERT MAPPLETHORPEGallery and fashion adsFran Lebowitz ("I Cover the Waterfront" column)music reviews, party pics.Funny classifieds.COVER IS torn (upper By Chuck Crisfulli. Shes really not our type. I was home sick when I was expelled. Especially really horrible ones. The Fran Lebowitz Reader. They would give you $15 and a sandwich. But since that apartment was infested with roaches, I decided not to bring them to my nice, new apartment. The 70-year-old . Lebowitz: Ive had a number of interesting, colorful jobs. I would read it to him, because you cant read my writing. I dont want them to come. FRAN LEBOWITZ: The thing I did with Marty prior to this was a documentary film called Public Speaking. Light? More at IMDbPro Contact info Agent info Resume Born October 27, 1950 Add to list Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy 1 win & 3 nominations total But Ive never missed a deadline. Her hundreds of plants are layered into a composition of informal design, expressive of her refined aesthetic and untroubled eccentricity. Lebowitz: I had a parakeet when I was four called Polka Dotty, and I killed Polka Dotty by eating its food. Lebowitz: I went through a period of watching $20,000 Pyramid, but it was too frustrating because every day I won $20,000 and I have no money. Meet Fran Lebowitz and join her on her rambles as she muses about deadly distractions, Times Square terror, subway stoppers and total building fails. "It's a thousand billion," she continues, audibly indignant. Fifty years later, she's still there, and the author, public speaker and humorist has a lifetime's . CLEMENTE: The blood pressure will drop. Ill take you to 21 if you type for me. Ive typed some of my columns. I think I will learn to type. Her first published work, movie and book reviews, appeared in that magazine when she was twenty years old. The book was released in a 1994 compilation entitled The Fran Lebowitz Reader along with Lebowitz's other bestseller Social Studies. A pen. I think I got to 2, and then I slept 22 hours. I just dont like domestic life. Because its everyones dream: Someday Im going to go to New York and go to Queens. Every place theres a hotel, theres one less apartment building. 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